james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”
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These dudes are legit. They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back. And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”
list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after
- ted tonks
- r e m u s f u c k i n g l u p i n
- the giant squid
- dean?? seamus?? roN??
list of dead people harry named his second kid after
- the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
- the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape) (but that guy was trying to keep him safe)
ok but literally how
my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
Love has similar effects on the human brain as cocaine addiction
what the fuck
baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932
u actually need help or bein lazy?